If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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