dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
