last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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