i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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