and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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