I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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