it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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