Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize