So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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