dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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