My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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