This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Randomize
