How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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