physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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