There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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