i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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