eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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