lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
