On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I stole a fireplace last night.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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