Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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