whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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