I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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