Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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