Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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