you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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