i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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