at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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