It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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