physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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