OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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