Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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