how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Panties = found
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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