don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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