I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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