Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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