But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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