ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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