For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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