i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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