I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
