i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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