just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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