But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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