There was a lot of him and a little penis
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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