I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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