If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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