also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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