I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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