id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
wow bdsm is so cute
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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