# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
