im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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