she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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