do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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