you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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