How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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