fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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