Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
not ubering you a puppy
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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