she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
