It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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